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man, I swear I’m a jinx.
I have the worst luck in the world. last week I got a parking ticket cause street cleaning confused me, then I got sick, I accidentally hit a cactus, I fell and got 2 gruesome bruises & NOW TODAY…
today, my car battery got stolen AND I was told I won’t be receiving any fafsa money for my school books AGAIN! whyyyyy what did I do wrongggg

  • Professor:Does everyone know what alchemy is?
  • Me:Alchemy - the science of understanding, deconstructing and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art. It is impossible to create something out of nothing.
  • Professor:Right, exactly.
  • Me:If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accor-
  • Professor:Okay, thank you.
  • Me:There is a taboo among alchemists! Human transmutation is strictly forbidden, for what-
  • Professor:We got it!
  • Me:FOR WHAT COULD EQUAL THE VALUE OF A HUMAN SOUL?

I have to be up for school in 2hrs.

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I have no one to talk to and I have so many things I wanna say

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You don’t realize how alone you are until you’re staying up every night thinking about things you should never think of and you cant tell anybody because you have nobody to tell.
- 4:26am
7/1/14 (via swiftbeat)

(Source: phyxiated)

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